The art of seduction.
Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are
never stop dancing lil’ buddies
Cat. Book. Tea. Blankets. Flannel. The perfect combination.
so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts
turns out she bred a male counterpart for her female (in a love ball no less), trained him up to level 100, nicknamed him, and sent him to me.
IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN WHAT IS
This is hacked. It isnt Kalos born and you cant breed down pokeballs in earlier gens. Plus Luvdisc is 80% female or something like that too…. What i’m tryna say is that that bitch lyin to you and if she lie about some pokemon who know what else she lyin bout homeboy you bettah check ya woman
this is the one i’ve needed
Literally been waiting for this entire gif set since the moment I saw the supplies/fries/disguise clip
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
When my grandparents used to give me money
THIS WOULD MAKE THE OLYMPICS SO MUCH BETTER
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
This is actually really good for anxiety
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died